Jew by Alex P.
sung to the tune of “Creep” by Radiohead

When I was here before
I couldn’t ride a horse
I couldn’t kill people
Without guilt or remorse
I’m really not fearsome
I Know that it’s true
I want to be [wish I were] Cossack
Just want to be Cossack

But I’m a Jew
I’m a Hebrew
What the hell am I doing here?
It’s time for temple

Astride a pitch black steed
I’ll ride into your town
Stealing your livestock
Cutting your neighbors down
I want you to tremble
At the sound of my name
I want to be [wish I were] Cossack
Just want to be Cossack

But I’m a Jew
I’m a Hebrew
What the hell am I doing here?
It’s time for temple

Whatever makes me fearsome
Whatever it takes
I want to be Cossack
Just wish I were Cossack

But I’m a Jew
I’m a Hebrew
What the hell am I doing here?
It’s time for temple